


So not only can we determine someone’s loneliness by the number of cats they own or the number of pornographic sites they subscribe to, but also by their purchase of the Velveeta Original Shells & Cheese Cup.īecause it doesn’t need any refrigeration, it’s one of those products you can leave in your desk at work and forget about. While doing research on the product, I found out that even Kraft admits it’s perfect for those who eat alone. If one wanted to modernize the joke, they could easily add the single-serving Kraft Velveeta Original Shells & Cheese Cup to that list. The girl smiles sheepishly and replies, “How’d you guess?” The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, “Single, huh?” A woman walks into a supermarket and buys the following: a bar of soap, a toothbrush, a tube of toothpaste, a loaf of bread, a pint of milk, a single serving of cereal and a single frozen dinner.
